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1. Lawyer and Grass Joke

Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass Joke Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass (...) Joke Aka: Lawyer and Grass Joke Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer and Grass Joke." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management About FPnotebook.com is a rapid access, point-of-care medical reference for primary care and emergency clinicians. Started in 1995, this collection now contains 6656

2018 FP Notebook

2. Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Aka: Lawyer Jokes II. What do you (...) get when you cross a Mafia don with a lawyer III. An offer you can't understand. IV. I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get 7 years V. bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me off in 5. Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer Jokes." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management

2018 FP Notebook

3. Lawyer and Grass Joke

Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass Joke Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass (...) Joke Aka: Lawyer and Grass Joke Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer and Grass Joke." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management About FPnotebook.com is a rapid access, point-of-care medical reference for primary care and emergency clinicians. Started in 1995, this collection now contains 6656

2015 FP Notebook

4. Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Aka: Lawyer Jokes II. What do you (...) get when you cross a Mafia don with a lawyer III. An offer you can't understand. IV. I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get 7 years V. bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me off in 5. Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer Jokes." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management

2015 FP Notebook

7. Patient Dignity (Formerly: Patient Modesty): Volume 95

patient that included having sex while he was receiving treatment in hospital. Well, to be fair I might as well get into the contributing references, even as statistical outliers, regarding published "bad girls of medicine" and their "damaged male patients". ..Maurice. At , Ray B. said... You're correct Biker; Sparks is an ENT. Must have had a lapse. If I recall, there were jokes about her "work" going around the hospital -- "Hey Doc; that's a long way from the throat." "ENT stands for Ears, Nuts

2019 Bioethics Discussion Blog

8. Patient Dignity (Formerly: Patient Modesty): Volume 94

how cowed the other doctors and medical staff were? I don't especially blame the other medical staff. There probably would have been some very real consequences had anyone of them stood up to that doctor. Afterwards Gift bearer couldn't get a lawyer to take her case either. At , said... PT, that new pricing transparency law will prove to be useless. I took a look at my local small town hospital's site. The list of billables has 21,199 items on it and doesn't include the charges for the doctors who (...) exceptions, wouldn't care for patients with the same respect and dignity. BJTNT At , said... JR, I am moving to educate personal injury lawyers about how mistreatment of patients creates side effects, thus allowing them to litigate. This will change the system when it costs them money. -- Banterings At , said... As I stated previously, the systematic mistreatment of patients by the profession of medicine rises to the level of a Human Rights' violation. Here is a case of organizations being held

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9. The Koch Brothers and Vice President Mike Pence back a final push to pass the cruel sham known as “right-to-try”

organization or board, that the patient has exhausted, or otherwise does not meet qualifying criteria to receive, any other available treatment options. In essence, this part of the law would basically tell FDA and other regulatory agencies not to interfere with the use of experimental drugs by terminally ill patients under state right-to-try laws. That’s no surprise, although the language does seem a bit broader than I would have expected—but, as they say, I am not a lawyer. For purposes of this bill (...) beat you to that joke about half a century ago. But Groucho is still relevant – . I bet Groucho never imagined this would become the anthem of the Republicans today. JP @Eric Lund: I was going to really get into it about what Marc actually wrote vs. the authoritarian state capitalism of the “Marxist-Leninist” regimes of the 20th century, but we’re fairly early on in the comments. I will leave this Emma Goldman essay on how there was no true Communism in Russia here. though: RJ Marxism does

2018 Respectful Insolence

10. Whatever happened to Dr. Daniel Neides, a year after he was forced to leave the Cleveland Clinic because of his antivaccine rant?

it.” Here’s the : The beginning of the tape shows Dr. Neides going on about how at age 51 he’s not the same person he was at 31 or even two years ago. (Neither am I, but that’s besides the point.) After that, he launchea into a discussion of “that article” (i.e., the article he wrote a year ago that got him booted from the Cleveland Clinic) and attempts (unsuccessfully) to joke about how he had thought before he wrote it in December 2016 that very few people read his column. He discusses how in his column (...) at a development meeting where he was still expecting junior people to cover up for his unfitness for that schmoozing/fundraising job, but at least they had quietly removed him from a leadership position. They just bumped him sideways into a non-clinical job. He showed up for the slapdown with four lawyers who obviously pulled it off. The same happened with an orthopedic surgeon who was falsifying Worker’s Comp records and another ortho surgeon who was a known quack and had a long history of botched procedures

2018 Respectful Insolence

11. Stephen Colbert sells out to Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop

to “infuse your water with positive energy,” in which he joked that you have to be careful drinking from this bottle or you might “infuse your trachea with a big rock.” The rest of the sketch consists of lame jokes in which Colbert’s Covetton House persona worshipfully gushes over Paltrow; offers her a Yoni egg, allowing Paltrow to tell him that you don’t eat them; prompts Paltrow to deliver a joke about her smoothie containing the “tears of butterflies during Oprah’s Golden Globes speech” (which (...) is mildly amusing); pokes gentle fun at the “sound bar” at In Goop Health in which “binaural” sounds are offered to aid in meditation; makes lame jokes about bath salts as drugs; and in general burnishes Paltrow’s Goop brand. It ends up with a gag in which Colbert uses one of Paltrow’s face creams that is portrayed as “too strong for him.” Immediately following the commercial break, we’re treated to this nauseatingly fawning interview: In it, Paltrow is basically allowed to promote herself, her Goop

2018 Respectful Insolence

12. Henele E’ale: A new antivaccine naturopathic quack (but I repeat myself)

trying to cope with a very dumb, corrupt, and totally dysfunctional “health care system” (translation: complete joke of a health care system for an advanced nation). I lived in France and have seen what a functional health care system looks like. This not it. It is totally ridiculous in the US. I am getting out of here soon. I am just one little person and can’t fix this. What you suggest could be a logical and simple fix for a lot of problems. It would not fix the big ones but could help. Narad (...) a look through the archives. As I recall, he got quite miffed with our host on at least one occasion. Denice Walter We’ve come across David Avocado Wolfe before. There’s got to be a joke here somehow. Hawaiian? My first guess was that it was supposed to be from an African dialect. But he is ( somewhat) good looking and can make videos so I suppose he’ll have a career and maybe present at the various anti-vax and natural health conventions But in CALGARY? I mean it’s not Boulder or No Cal? Who knew

2018 Respectful Insolence

13. Oprah Winfrey for President? Does anyone remember all the pseudoscience and quackery she’s promoted?

a favor no matter which political party you associate with and look him up, watch him in action. There are so many videos on YouTube of Senate committee meetings where he speaks or is a moderator and he makes so much sense and is fair and just and enforced the Constitution while calling out others who do not. Chan Kobun, the Ghost Who Waddles Trey Gowdy, Mr. All-Benghazi-All-TheTime? Funny joke you’ve made there. politicalguineapig85 Also, I think the response to a whiny electorate is to take the toys

2018 Respectful Insolence

14. Patient Dignity (Formerly: Patient Modesty): Volume 93

of approaches which will begin and lead to a CURE of this systemic disease. We read here about the symptoms and course and pathologic basis-- now is time to work towards that cure. I am sure that all our commentators know lawyers and physicians. A first step is to make an effort to notify them what is being discussed here and have them join this thread with their views and perhaps their professional suggestions of how to proceed. ..Maurice. At , Anonymous said... PT, thanks for your support. It is much

2019 Bioethics Discussion Blog

15. Why a case report being circulated by advocates doesn’t show that the ketogenic diet combats cancer

, Alain, but I’m not sure what you’re talking about. As far as I’m aware Anheuser-Busch have only brought anything approaching billions to the table when it came to paying lawyers to try to shut down a Czech brewery who had been brewing beer for several centuries prior to the USA being founded. And they failed. Alain I tried to make a joke; it failed. That said, I was thinking your comment (make a million disregarding common sense) as an analogy to burzinsky and other medical fraudsters while (...) require a separate corporation for brewing beer but the brewery will ask the holding firm for financing…) Alain JP @Alain: I got the joke. Buy I am aware of how Anheiser-Busch has been taking over many local (okay, crappy) breweries in the US. I’m not dealing with anywhere near as much money as you (no debts, thanks to grants and scholarships and work), but I recently app appealed my disability decision. (I have yet to choose a lawyer. I don’t know how to choose a good one.) Carlos Monteiro In article

2017 Respectful Insolence

16. Dumb and dumber: Kent Heckenlively and Mike Adams team up to support an antivaccine WhiteHouse.gov petition

think that this wasn’t my idea, or the idea of some truly brilliant lawyers, but was instead Trump’s idea, and the trolls will work themselves into a frenzy and only hasten the day of their own destruction. Sigh. So much pathetic fantasizing in such a short passage of prose. It can only be followed by what I like to refer to as the fantasy of ultimate vindication: Now, some people have made comments along the lines of, “You failed because your White House petition only got a little more than 7,000 (...) deceptively named anti-vaccine organization this side of the National Vaccine… I wish this post were an April Fools Day joke, but it is not. Three weeks ago, Skeptical Raptor and I wrote posts describing how a particularly vicious, nasty antivaccine troll named Heather Murray had successfully gamed Facebook reporting algorithms intended to report abuse in order to silence pro… to post comments By Eric Lund (not verified) on 08 Aug 2017 to post comments By Dorit Reiss (not verified) on 08 Aug 2017 to post

2017 Respectful Insolence

17. Quack stem cell clinics: Following the trail blazed by Stanislaw Burzynski charging patients to be on dubious clinical trials

significant anticancer activity and they did have considerable toxicity. Now's not the time to rehash the entire 40 year history of Burzynski, particularly after just this year he having his medical license taken away by the Texas Medical Board and is Galileo’s Lawyer. First, patients already being treated were enrolled in a wastebasket trial known as “CAN-1” a retrospective trial looking at all patients then being treated at the Burzynski Clinic. Of this trial, Jaffe wrote: ...As far as clinical trials (...) go, it [CAN-1] was a joke. Clinical trials are supposed to be designed to test the safety or efficacy of a drug for a disease. It is almost always the case that clinical trials treat one disease. The CAN-1 protocol had almost two hundred patients in it and there were at least a dozen different types of cancers being treated. And since all the patients were already on treatment, there could not be any possibility of meaningful data coming out of the so-called clinical trial. It was all an artifice

2017 Respectful Insolence

18. Professionalism, or Prying?

that I was joking. I wasn’t joking. I did look a little at the professional codes, but only as a jumping-off point. My schtick was more like, “Here’s what the SRA says about client confidentiality; now let’s spend the remaining 98% of this lecture looking at why it might say that, and whether it ought to say something different”. Yet, as I wrote the lectures, professionalism – not professional codes, but professionalism – did keep cropping up. After all, if you’re going to talk about lawyers’ ethics (...) Professionalism, or Prying? Professionalism, or Prying? | Journal of Medical Ethics blog by “Professionalism” is a funny thing. About this time last year, I was struggling to get a new course written for the coming semester; it was on professional ethics for lawyers. A colleague made a comment along the lines that I must be spending a lot of time looking at the professional codes; I replied that I’d be spending almost none doing that; she looked baffled and wandered off, presumably convinced

2017 Journal of Medical Ethics blog

19. False balance in reporting the case of a local mother jailed for contempt of court for reneging on an agreement to vaccinate her child

time has passed for him to bring your son's vaccinations up to date as rapidly as medically necessary, which is the language in the order." . Judge then instructs Dad to pick up child at school and to set up the vaccinations per the order. She sets a status update hearing in a week. Mom starts to whine and discuss and judge shuts her down. "No. I'm done here." Mom's lawyer tries to raise an objection and judge shuts him down... "MR. VITALE, WE ARE DONE HERE." . It seems the judge doesn't like (...) comments By on 08 Oct 2017 In reply to by gary bredow (not verified) to post comments By Epsilon (not verified) on 08 Oct 2017 She's also terrible at math. Date range 01/01/2006 - 12/31/2015 (379/2,845,946,816)(100) = ? (2,824/2,845,946,816)(100) = ? Any particular reason she's sitting in the Oakland County jail under her maiden name, rather than Bredow? I did get my flu shot last week, thanks. I get one every year. I'm also planning on getting vaccinated against shingles as it's no joke. A family

2017 Respectful Insolence

20. Torturing more mice in the name of antivaccine pseudoscience, 2017 aluminum edition

, I ended up abandoning that line of research because I hit some dead ends. True, I’m not as familiar with NF-κB as I used to be. But I do know enough to know that NF-κB is easy to activate and very nonspecific. I used to joke that just looking at my cells funny would activate NF-κB signaling. Also, NF-κB activation is indeed associated with inflammation, but so what? What we have is an artificial model in which the mice are dosed much more frequently with aluminum than human infants. Does (...) by the vaccine or occurred after vaccination by chance." I'm amazed that teh NWAD managed to squeeze out a comment without a fυcking brain-dead emoticon, though. Perhaps a case of wake 'n' bake. to post comments By Narad (not verified) on 23 Sep 2017 to post comments By NWO Reporter (not verified) on 23 Sep 2017 ? Do you remember how to read this sort of material, or has your lawyer brain-rot reached an advanced stage thanks to the expanding Earth? to post comments By Narad (not verified) on 23 Sep 2017

2017 Respectful Insolence

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