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1. Lawyer and Grass Joke

Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass Joke Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass (...) Joke Aka: Lawyer and Grass Joke Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer and Grass Joke." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management About FPnotebook.com is a rapid access, point-of-care medical reference for primary care and emergency clinicians. Started in 1995, this collection now contains 6656

2018 FP Notebook

2. Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Aka: Lawyer Jokes II. What do you (...) get when you cross a Mafia don with a lawyer III. An offer you can't understand. IV. I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get 7 years V. bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me off in 5. Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer Jokes." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management

2018 FP Notebook

3. Lawyer and Grass Joke

Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass Joke Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer and Grass Joke Lawyer and Grass (...) Joke Aka: Lawyer and Grass Joke Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer and Grass Joke." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management About FPnotebook.com is a rapid access, point-of-care medical reference for primary care and emergency clinicians. Started in 1995, this collection now contains 6656

2015 FP Notebook

4. Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Toggle navigation Brain Head & Neck Chest Endocrine Abdomen Musculoskeletal Skin Infectious Disease Hematology & Oncology Cohorts Diagnostics Emergency Findings Procedures Prevention & Management Pharmacy Resuscitation Trauma Emergency Procedures Ultrasound Cardiovascular Emergencies Lung Emergencies Infectious Disease Pediatrics Neurologic Emergencies Skin Exposure Miscellaneous Abuse Cancer Administration 4 Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Aka: Lawyer Jokes II. What do you (...) get when you cross a Mafia don with a lawyer III. An offer you can't understand. IV. I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get 7 years V. bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me off in 5. Images: Related links to external sites (from Bing) These images are a random sampling from a Bing search on the term "Lawyer Jokes." Click on the image (or right click) to open the source website in a new browser window. Related Studies (from Trip Database) Related Topics in Practice Management

2015 FP Notebook

7. Stephen Colbert sells out to Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop

to “infuse your water with positive energy,” in which he joked that you have to be careful drinking from this bottle or you might “infuse your trachea with a big rock.” The rest of the sketch consists of lame jokes in which Colbert’s Covetton House persona worshipfully gushes over Paltrow; offers her a Yoni egg, allowing Paltrow to tell him that you don’t eat them; prompts Paltrow to deliver a joke about her smoothie containing the “tears of butterflies during Oprah’s Golden Globes speech” (which (...) is mildly amusing); pokes gentle fun at the “sound bar” at In Goop Health in which “binaural” sounds are offered to aid in meditation; makes lame jokes about bath salts as drugs; and in general burnishes Paltrow’s Goop brand. It ends up with a gag in which Colbert uses one of Paltrow’s face creams that is portrayed as “too strong for him.” Immediately following the commercial break, we’re treated to this nauseatingly fawning interview: In it, Paltrow is basically allowed to promote herself, her Goop

2018 Respectful Insolence

8. The Koch Brothers and Vice President Mike Pence back a final push to pass the cruel sham known as “right-to-try”

organization or board, that the patient has exhausted, or otherwise does not meet qualifying criteria to receive, any other available treatment options. In essence, this part of the law would basically tell FDA and other regulatory agencies not to interfere with the use of experimental drugs by terminally ill patients under state right-to-try laws. That’s no surprise, although the language does seem a bit broader than I would have expected—but, as they say, I am not a lawyer. For purposes of this bill (...) beat you to that joke about half a century ago. But Groucho is still relevant – . I bet Groucho never imagined this would become the anthem of the Republicans today. JP @Eric Lund: I was going to really get into it about what Marc actually wrote vs. the authoritarian state capitalism of the “Marxist-Leninist” regimes of the 20th century, but we’re fairly early on in the comments. I will leave this Emma Goldman essay on how there was no true Communism in Russia here. though: RJ Marxism does

2018 Respectful Insolence

9. Henele E’ale: A new antivaccine naturopathic quack (but I repeat myself)

trying to cope with a very dumb, corrupt, and totally dysfunctional “health care system” (translation: complete joke of a health care system for an advanced nation). I lived in France and have seen what a functional health care system looks like. This not it. It is totally ridiculous in the US. I am getting out of here soon. I am just one little person and can’t fix this. What you suggest could be a logical and simple fix for a lot of problems. It would not fix the big ones but could help. Narad (...) a look through the archives. As I recall, he got quite miffed with our host on at least one occasion. Denice Walter We’ve come across David Avocado Wolfe before. There’s got to be a joke here somehow. Hawaiian? My first guess was that it was supposed to be from an African dialect. But he is ( somewhat) good looking and can make videos so I suppose he’ll have a career and maybe present at the various anti-vax and natural health conventions But in CALGARY? I mean it’s not Boulder or No Cal? Who knew

2018 Respectful Insolence

10. Oprah Winfrey for President? Does anyone remember all the pseudoscience and quackery she’s promoted?

a favor no matter which political party you associate with and look him up, watch him in action. There are so many videos on YouTube of Senate committee meetings where he speaks or is a moderator and he makes so much sense and is fair and just and enforced the Constitution while calling out others who do not. Chan Kobun, the Ghost Who Waddles Trey Gowdy, Mr. All-Benghazi-All-TheTime? Funny joke you’ve made there. politicalguineapig85 Also, I think the response to a whiny electorate is to take the toys

2018 Respectful Insolence

11. Whatever happened to Dr. Daniel Neides, a year after he was forced to leave the Cleveland Clinic because of his antivaccine rant?

it.” Here’s the : The beginning of the tape shows Dr. Neides going on about how at age 51 he’s not the same person he was at 31 or even two years ago. (Neither am I, but that’s besides the point.) After that, he launchea into a discussion of “that article” (i.e., the article he wrote a year ago that got him booted from the Cleveland Clinic) and attempts (unsuccessfully) to joke about how he had thought before he wrote it in December 2016 that very few people read his column. He discusses how in his column (...) at a development meeting where he was still expecting junior people to cover up for his unfitness for that schmoozing/fundraising job, but at least they had quietly removed him from a leadership position. They just bumped him sideways into a non-clinical job. He showed up for the slapdown with four lawyers who obviously pulled it off. The same happened with an orthopedic surgeon who was falsifying Worker’s Comp records and another ortho surgeon who was a known quack and had a long history of botched procedures

2018 Respectful Insolence

12. When regulation is opaque, trust is all you have

an old story, after all, and the flow goes both ways. One of the pharmaceutical industry’s favourite lawyers has of the US Patent Office. FDA employees routinely flow in and out of pharmaceutical companies. The is built on the same phenomenon. These things aren’t a guarantee of a bad outcome: they’re a risk factor, like driving after 3 pints, and so we police them. Perhaps civil servants will be too friendly to industry, hoping for a lucrative commercial post one day. At the very least they bring (...) but think how it was 40 years ago. Regarding anti-science, the biggest problem is that while they think as themselves as whistleblowers, which could be true, the lack of scientific fundment makes their calls jokes easily debunked and when real science based critics over drugs are made they are not heard or disregarded. joshua said, March 22, 2011 at The EU Clinical Trial Register is now live Although the EMA are only slowly releasing the data onto the public site. Currently 2002 trials in the database

2011 Bad Science

13. Guidelines for Psychological Practice with Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual Clients

for lesbian, gay, and bisexual people, many of whom may be tolerated only when they are “closeted” (DiPlacido, 1998). Minority stress can be experienced in the form of ongoing daily hassles (e.g., hearing antigay jokes) and more serious negative events (e.g., loss of employment, housing, custody of children, physical and sexual assault; DiPlacido, 1998). According to a probability sample study by Herek (2009), antigay victimization has been experi- enced by approximately 1 in 8 lesbian and bisexual indi

2012 American Psychological Association

14. Patient Dignity (Formerly: Patient Modesty): Volume 95

patient that included having sex while he was receiving treatment in hospital. Well, to be fair I might as well get into the contributing references, even as statistical outliers, regarding published "bad girls of medicine" and their "damaged male patients". ..Maurice. At , Ray B. said... You're correct Biker; Sparks is an ENT. Must have had a lapse. If I recall, there were jokes about her "work" going around the hospital -- "Hey Doc; that's a long way from the throat." "ENT stands for Ears, Nuts

2019 Bioethics Discussion Blog

17. Patient Dignity (Formerly:Patient Modesty):Volume 101

the person(s) behind the "prank" at Olympia Urology would prove far more effective in ensuring it doesn't happen again than a hollow threat from corporate to take action if it happens again. I will note that this story hasn't made it to allnurses. No surprise there. At , JR Issues4Thought.com said... JR said: Lawyers in Washington must be a different breed than here in Indiana. In Indiana, they do not want cases that take actual work or someone didn't die. There simply is not enough money in it for them (...) of the people they hire. Because if they did, there wouldn't be so many voyeurs, and pervs running unchecked in the system as it stands today. Regards, NTT At , JR Issues4Thought.com said... JR said: From the lawyers we have talked with most of them have said that the hospital from hell is very aggressive in lawsuits and it would drag on for years. One we talked to in depth was currently representing someone w/ a claim against hospital from hell. He said he would not take another as he had "won" after more

2019 Bioethics Discussion Blog

18. Patient Dignity (Formerly:Patient Modesty):Volume 98

on. There are just as many single mothers as there are addicts in these professions. There was a woman in the greater Philadelphia area who put herself through law school by stripping After graduation and trying to get established as a lawyer, she went back to stripping because it was more lucrative. Genital piercings are many times done for ones self. They may be shared with a partner, one that is also sharing themselves. Much of the modern body modification industry is a result of medicine's arrogance towards (...) that a religious hospital practices discrimination. Given that many doctors are condescending in their attitude towards staff, it is no small wonder that staff retaliate on selected patients. None of this is right or should be tolerated. At least here in the US, no one is forced to become a doctor so they need to get over themselves and the long years it takes to become one. It takes long years to become a lawyer or a school principal. I read on one catholic site they say they can tolerate a person believing

2019 Bioethics Discussion Blog

19. Patient Dignity (Formerly: Patient Modesty): Volume 95

— A Toronto doctor has had her licence revoked after an intimate relationship with her cancer patient that included having sex while he was receiving treatment in hospital. Well, to be fair I might as well get into the contributing references, even as statistical outliers, regarding published "bad girls of medicine" and their "damaged male patients". ..Maurice. At , Ray B. said... You're correct Biker; Sparks is an ENT. Must have had a lapse. If I recall, there were jokes about her "work" going around

2019 Bioethics Discussion Blog

20. Patient Dignity (Formerly: Patient Modesty): Volume 94

how cowed the other doctors and medical staff were? I don't especially blame the other medical staff. There probably would have been some very real consequences had anyone of them stood up to that doctor. Afterwards Gift bearer couldn't get a lawyer to take her case either. At , said... PT, that new pricing transparency law will prove to be useless. I took a look at my local small town hospital's site. The list of billables has 21,199 items on it and doesn't include the charges for the doctors who (...) exceptions, wouldn't care for patients with the same respect and dignity. BJTNT At , said... JR, I am moving to educate personal injury lawyers about how mistreatment of patients creates side effects, thus allowing them to litigate. This will change the system when it costs them money. -- Banterings At , said... As I stated previously, the systematic mistreatment of patients by the profession of medicine rises to the level of a Human Rights' violation. Here is a case of organizations being held

2019 Bioethics Discussion Blog

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